The UnXpected

The UnXpected

Was at Wala-wala last weekend. Despite being a first-timer there, I had a great time! The band was great! The 2nd set was the best, with songs closer to our age.

Totally had a great laugh when the following lyrics was sang to the song of “I Will Survive”, which can also be found here.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I spent so many years waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on…

But there you go, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French Fry
I should have known that it was bulls***, just a sad path
Should have known that there was no Anaconda lurking in those pants!

I will survive!
I will survive!
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life, it will thrive!

I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey Hey!..

…It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your ego and to hell with all your needs
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!

I will survive!
I will survive!
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life, it will thrive!

I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey Hey!..

The whole experience was totally UnXpected indeed. You guys simply rock!

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2 Responses to The UnXpected

  1. ahtiong says:

    Be there for their album launch ya!

  2. skycloud says:

    yes yes I’ll definitely be there! xD

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